Thu 29 June 2017 | 5:00 pm - 11:59 pm
Dancing Carmel - Hataasia 12, Tel Aviv, FREE
You are cordially invited to a celebration of everything Lebowski at the Dancing Camel Brewery & Pub
When: Thursday, June 29th. Showtime at 22:00
WHY NOT SATURDAY?
Cause it’s Laila Lavan and
WE’RE SHOMER F#$%^#&^ SHABBOS!!!
Where: Hataasiya 12 (corner Hamasger), Tel Aviv
What to Bring:
• A Bowling Ball
• A toe (with lime green nail polish)
• A marmot
• A rug
• 1 million dollars
What to wear:
• A robe
• A green bikini
• Bowling shoes
So here’s the plan. Anyone dressed as above or bringing one of the above items gets a raffle ticket that could win them a FREE CASE OF BEER! (then we make the handoff, double back, grab one of ’em and beat it out of him! Huh?)
Is that it? Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey – Of course that’s not it!
In honor of the The Dude, His Dudeness, Duder, El Duderino, we will be humbly turning over one of our taps to a FULL KEG OF WHITE RUSSIANS! (Get the WHITE NIGHT thing?) The official beverage of the Dude himself – on tap! Refill? Does the Pope S%$&^@ in the woods?
Yeah, but I don’t see any connection to Vietnam, Walter.
But you will because at 22:00 the Big Lebowski goes up on the big screen! You think you know all the lines? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. Not a worthy adversary!
The Dude abides.