Last updated September 20th 2015

balloon over highway

balloon over Rakevet

By The Daily Freier Staff

Last Updated 9/15/2015 at 9 AM

Ramat Aviv, Rakevet Ha Universita

After last week’s request for help identifying the mysterious balloon in the sky above Ramat Aviv, the Daily Freier’s alert readers swung into action, revealing a dogged search for the truth, and, for some, a clear need to get back on their prescribed medication.  Here is what our alert readers had to say:


ron-policeman

“It’s where Buji hid his charisma during the elections” – Ron, policeman


Cathrine

“It’s where the city keeps all the polite, good looking straight guys who will call you back” – Cathrine, web designer


Harun

“Where’s Ramat Aviv????” – Shuki, playwright


Binyamin

“I’ve been dating a Sabra girl for 2 years and I just told her over dinner that I want to break up with her…..so……Can I hide in the balloon for a few weeks? – Binyamin, Lone Soldier


shoshanna

“Actually the Palestinians say it was originally theirs.” – Shoshanna, Optometrist


Ashleigh

“I’m sick of Tel Aviv. Will it take me to Berlin?” – Ashleigh Shapiro, actress


Adi

“I don’t know, but the U.N. is about to pass a resolution against it”. – Adi, entrepreneur


Dana

“Space Aliens…..except they’re Jewish”. – Dana, stockbroker


Shputznik

“Hot Cable’s Customer Service” –Yonatan, Independent Contractor


Yuda

“It’s where Netanyahu has been hiding his good ideas all this time”. – Yuda, musician


Yossi

“Kanye is going to parachute from the balloon onto stage next month. ” – Yossi, teacher


Howard

“Remember that nice inexpensive 3-room apartment near Hayarkon Park without a realtor fee that you saw advertised on Secret Tel Aviv?….. It’s up there.” – Howard, stock algorithm designer


Reuven

“Probably some Birthright shit.” – Reuven, mechanic